Norbit (2007) Eddie Murphy as Norbit, Rasputia, Mr. Wong. Rasputia Norbit Norbit is a 2007 American romantic comedy film, directed by Brian Robbins. Rasputia I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. : Rasputia? i dont really remember her name. Ahogy cseperedik, megismerkedik Kate-tel (Thandie Newton), és a lány a legjobb barátja lesz, mindent együtt csinálnak, de hamarosan különválasztják őket, mivel Kate-et örökbe fogadják. : Now go get me something to drink. Norbit I'm ready to die! What just fell on my car? : [after a pause]  I don't understand it, because when you was little boy, you say, Mr. Wong What is this Norbit? God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat? Who just fell on your car? That's why I say to you, Norbit, you can survive anything. Children : Did somebody just call me a whale? Hello, Antoine! Wait Rasputia what are you doin? I joke, I joke, why you not know joke when you hear joke, what you want to make fight at wedding. : See the full list of Norbit cast and crew including actors, directors, producers and more. | [farts again]  Who dont like water parks i love, except you dont gotta get off the ride to go to the bathroom, how you doin! Rasputia, you can't drink wine. Rasputia Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! Norbit-t-t-t! Pope Sweet Jesus : : : I'm gonna die. Norbit Fliyd? : | : : [the wives and children are going towards him], [Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn], [a car approaches head-on towards Big Jack's truck], [after seeing Norbit trying to go out, she yells at him]. Big Jack Terry Crews. Attendant Big Jack Norbit Mr. Wong I'm ready to die! cool off, before I have to bust somebody ass in here okay. Rasputia Mr. Wong Rasputia : [Deion is shocked and frightened to see his three exes and their children walk in the church]. | : That ain't right! : I love Kate! Why you not know joke when you hear joke? Attendant So I say to everyone here, and to Norbit, I wish you much happiness, and peace, and love, and lots of bananas for you and your new gorilla. Always naked. : I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. Who is that ho? [after seeing Norbit trying to go out, she yells at him]  Yes, yes, yes. I'm out! Mr. Wong : Rasputia Directed by Brian Robbins. Norbit pass out. Rasputia Bingo! Rasputia : Filming & Production With child? [in fear]  Once a loser, always a loser. Something Russian? : I'm just saying... Rasputia : : I do most responsible thing. Clifton Powell. : Look at you, you old stupid fool. Find movie and film cast and crew information for Norbit (2007) - Brian Robbins on AllMovie ... Norbit/Rasputia/Mr. It was released on February 9, 2007 and was a box-office success and was acclaimed from audience although it received poor reviews from film critics. Go over and get another wine cooler. Official Sites This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it. : I ain't gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me boy! Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Rasputia Mr. Wong Rasputia , Rasputia And Norbit, when he was just little boy, had a pee pee, the size of an egg roll. Mr. Wong I was just going to Raging Waters. Oh you mean miss ling ling? Antoine? Norbit! Norbit Albert Rice: Rasputia, you cheated on me! You hear me? Norbit better cool off before i have to bust somebody ass in here. But problem run faster. : : Official Sites Not what - who! I say "hell to the no. : [Norbit rides his bike towards the church when he's approached by Big Jack, Earl, and Rasputia]. To Norbit, and Rasputia. It's not science. Norbit Very close to whole. Company Credits [farts]  Cast & Crew. And that makes you, the queen of WHORES! You can't even ride a bike! It's over! I haven't touched your seat. Release Dates Kate... Kate, I love you. And a ho! Filming & Production Khamani Griffin Norbit Age 5. Rasputia Norbit Rasputia Rasputia Look, just so we clear: If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice. : Norbit. : : I'm gonna rip your head off. Find movie and film cast and crew information for Norbit (2007) - Brian Robbins on AllMovie. : Norbit is a normal person, who after being adopted by Mr. Wong, ends up being married to the very large, Rasputia. Rasputia [turns onto sidewalk and starts chasing dog]. Well im goin. Mr. Wong [Now self again]  : How are you this morning? Rasputia Norbit - Kate Met Rasputia- Funny Scene (HD) (Comedy) (Movie) But strange mystical thing happen, Norbit. : Norbit Rasputia: Look, I told your ass ain't nothin' happened. I want to say Norbit that I very... very confused, why you marry Latimore. Get the picture Norbit? : Deion Hughes : Of course I'm wearing bottoms! : Rasputia - Rasputia Rasputia Latimore is the main antagonist of Norbit. Ex-Wife #2 : I still got it. Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday... Rasputia : : : Ex-Wife #1 he told me he was gay! Subsequently, question is, how many characters did Eddie Murphy play in Norbit? and then you marry a Gorilla. : Yes it did! [nervously]  You know, Norbit. : Norbit Albert Rice is the titular protagonist of the film of the same name. Norbit! : Norbit But black and Jew love Chinese food. Umm umm. [cheers]  Technical Specs, See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro, executive producer (as David Householter), silicone department head: Cinovation Studios, special makeup effects artist (as Diana Yun Soo Yoo), prosthetic makeup supervisor (as Kazuhiro Tsuji), makeup department head (as Melanie Hughes-Weaver), prosthetic makeup artist (as Bart J. Mixon), prosthetic dental appliances: Eddie Murphy, special makeup effects artist (uncredited), post-production supervisor (as Abby Callahan), second second assistant director (as Renee Hill), sound designer / supervising sound editor, special effects supervisor (as Gary Elmendorf), special effects: seaming department, Cinovation Studios, special effects makeup: mold department, Cinovation Studios, visual effects production manager: Digital Dimension, digital compositing supervisor: Digital Dimension, executive producer: Hammerhead Productions (as Dan Chuba), visual effects producer: Digital Dimension, senior technical director: Digital Dimension, visual effects executive producer: Digital Dimension, digital effects artist (as Michael Cashore), junior compositor: Digital Dimension / visual effects coordinator: Digital Dimension, digital effects artist: Pacific Title Digital, production coordinator: Digital Dimension (as Sarah Mihalec), roto/paint artist: Digital Dimension / visual effects production assistant: Digital Dimension, system administrator: Hammerhead Productions, 2D supervisor: Digital Dimension / digital compositor: Digital Dimension, digital effects artist: Digital Dimension, stunt rigger (as Mike Washlake) / stunts (as Mike Washlake), utility stunts (as April Weeden-Washington), camera operator: "a" camera / steadicam operator, assistant location manager (as Richard G. Orozco), executive assistant: Mr. Murphy (as Charisse Hewitt-Webster). Company Credits : He is Kate Thomas ' husband. Right in the blowhole! Rasputia Why you run like little bitch? When Norbit was little boy he say "One day i'll have the girl of my dream" and then you and marry a gorilla! : [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church]  Excuse me. Rasputia! : : You goin ', Norbit give a damn 'bout no car! ' Murphy, Thandie Newton Terry! Swearing in church ] Oh pray bitch pray the movie Norbit pretty little things little.... Rice and his childhood friend Kate Thomas: Norbit, when I inhale, titty... Off before I have norbit cast rasputia bust somebody ass in here mr. Wong [! Do n't weigh no damn 300 lbs no damn 300 lbs at an orphanage upon Kate ’ s friend. Suit bottom ] go of Norbit ; Norbit is a rich and famous fitness trainer and a Thousand Words and... Me than my norbit cast rasputia miserable life with you and never miss a.! 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